Super Bowl Super Drinking Game |
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How To Play:
So simple even a jock can do it! Watch the Super Bowl on TV. When you see any of the following occurences, quickly chug your beer. The first person to finish their beer wins the point, and retains the bottle cap (or tab, if drinking from a can) as a point marker. The player with the most points at the end wins the game! |
| Chug Your Beer At: | |
 | Any mention of suspense being "so thick you could cut it with a knife". |
| Any mention of "wants this one so bad he can taste it". |
| Any mention of the name "Vince Lombardi". |
| First camera angle where it appears lens is practically up a cheerleader's nostril. |
| Airing of any commercial featuring the "Energizer Bunny". |
| First on-camera interview where fan in the background holds up a middle finger. |
| First shot of a player's wife with baby in stands. |
| Any mention of the phrase "110 percent". |
| Any reminder that "there's still plenty of time". |
| Referees microphone malfunctioning, making him sound like an obscene phone caller. |
| Shot of any player congratulating another player by butting helmet to helmet. |
| Shot of deliriously happy barroom in winning team's home city. |
| Broadcaster being squirted with champagne after the game. |
| Any mention that the losing team "has nothing to be ashamed of". |
After the Super Bowl, add up your caps (and/or tabs). Dump cooler of ice over winner's head. Take out any leftover beers first! If you are among the losers, don't feel bad. You gave it a great try. You gave 110 percent. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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Disclaimers: (1) I do not take credit for creating this game. If anyone knows who invented this drinking game, please e-mail me and I will give gladly give them credit. (2) This game is for humorous purposes only. I do not endorse irresponsible drinking, nor accept any responsiblity should any person come to harm while playing this game. Don't drink and drive! |
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